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WETARD lore character

WE ARE TARDS

  • We are tards. You are a tard. Together, we tards.
  • Not smart. Not trying to be. That's the edge.
  • We don't read the chart. We can't read the chart.
  • Bought the top, bought the bottom, bought the middle too.
  • No thoughts. Just buy. Just hold. Just tard.
  • The smart money left. The tards stayed. The tards won.

THE TARD WAY

  • One brain cell, fully sent.
  • Diamond hands because we forgot the password to sell.
  • Every dip is a discount to a tard.
  • We move as one herd of beautiful tards.
  • Fear? Never heard of her. We are too tarded to be afraid.
  • We the tards. Forever. All in.